ONLY for a short while.
37 seconds to be exact!
These are the random things that go through my mind!
Cue Metallica (Enter Sandman) and the eye-roll.
• Googles "How to deal with trolls without losing your sanity?"
• Should I reply with a "u mad bro?" GIF... or not?
• Rookie move that triple exclamation point attack!!!
• Conjures Michelle Obama “when they go low….” speech
• Should I offer them a virtual snack – trolls get hangry too, right?
• Respond to troll's negativity with a GIF of a unicorn farting a rainbow (ultimate power move btw)
• Channel my inner Gandalf? "You shall not pass... with your nonsensical arguments!"
• I hate social media.
• I love social media.
• Note to self: always keep a bag of popcorn handy.
• You shall not enter my garden of Zen
• Empathy seeps in
• Anxiety ends!
Warning: Attempting to use logic against a troll may result in cognitive dissonance explosions.
Let’s be serious for a second!
You see, in my life I've faced some really sh*tty setbacks.
So, when an anonymous harbinger of gloom comes along, I automatically put it into perspective.
Compared to those setbacks I've experienced, their negativity barely registers as a blip on my radar.
In fact, I feel a deep sense of empathy.
After all, not everyone has access to good coffee, 🍄 or hugs.
Isolate & eradicate!
Move on! 😉
Also, for the love of french fries, can we STOP trolling jobseekers.
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